Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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