We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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