They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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