Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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