i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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