I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
