Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
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seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
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By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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