I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
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