She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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