I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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