i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
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My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
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I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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