Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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