are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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