Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
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