I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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