the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
it's like heaven, but drunker
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Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
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With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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