I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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