she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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