god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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