Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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