Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
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Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
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Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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