Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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