but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
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don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
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I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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