No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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