come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
We need a shit load of segways right now
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Success! We fucked roommates!
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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