ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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