and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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