I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
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he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
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my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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