i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
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know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
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I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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