I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
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You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
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I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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