Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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