Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
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some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
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You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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