Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
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whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
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Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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