I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
Im at strip club and am horny
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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