And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
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