I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Randomize
