i think my tv is drunk
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
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Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
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the night was just a blur of sex and pie
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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