Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
i dont even know how to be here
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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