But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
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