I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
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I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
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I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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