Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
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i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
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I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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