Three words: puerto rican gang bang
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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