I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
I'm going to jail i love you
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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