I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Randomize
