they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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