He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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