They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
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