I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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