please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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