I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
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seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
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Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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