did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
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Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
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Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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