Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed

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(813): View more from Florida

Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.

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(415): View more from California

Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.

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(440): View more from Ohio

I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar

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(250): View more from British Columbia

Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.

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(905): View more from Ontario

I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society

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(843): View more from South Carolina

It's so Britney 2007, you know?

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