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  Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish

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• (716): View more from New York

  I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I wish they made people sized litter boxes.

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year

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  wow. THAT good huh

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• (415): View more from California

  Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  "willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.

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  ..... starting now

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