It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
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First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
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We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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