Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (305): View more from Florida

  1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (305) 1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge http://tfl.nu/8lgu
  Replies (5) Good night (983) Bad night (1807)
• Favorite

  (248): View more from Michigan

  if you like me you must not know who I am

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (248): if you like me you must not know who I am http://tfl.nu/tuge
  Replies (2) Good night (1572) Bad night (835)
• Favorite

  (206): View more from Washington

  That's when you crack a 10am beer

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (206): That's when you crack a 10am beer http://tfl.nu/ppt1
  Replies (12) Good night (2664) Bad night (627)
• Favorite

  (781): View more from Massachusetts

  he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...

  (413): View more from Massachusetts

  how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (781): he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness... (413): how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers http://tfl.nu/137y
  Replies (10) Good night (5600) Bad night (959)
• Favorite

  (401): View more from Rhode Island

  She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (401): She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield http://tfl.nu/quct
  Replies (5) Good night (1208) Bad night (613)
• Favorite

  (615): View more from Tennessee

  You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (615): You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy. http://tfl.nu/cdg1
  Replies (10) Good night (757) Bad night (1490)
• Favorite

  (970): View more from Colorado

  I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (970): I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly. http://tfl.nu/vykw
  Replies (14) Good night (1183) Bad night (539)
• Favorite

  (646): View more from New York

  Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (646): Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her. http://tfl.nu/s0ys
  Replies (5) Good night (3344) Bad night (675)
• Favorite

  (925): View more from California

  IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (925): IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE http://tfl.nu/xvvi
  Replies (15) Good night (538) Bad night (1244)
• Favorite

  (908): View more from New Jersey

  my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (908): my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"? http://tfl.nu/76qz
  Replies (11) Good night (1325) Bad night (519)
• Favorite

  (773): View more from Illinois

  I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (773): I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in. http://tfl.nu/6fvt
  Replies (8) Good night (1639) Bad night (490)
• Favorite

  (904): View more from Florida

  I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (904): I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee http://tfl.nu/enfq
  Replies (18) Good night (699) Bad night (1565)
• Favorite

  (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (215): And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER http://tfl.nu/p5xk
  Replies (2) Good night (908) Bad night (214)
• Favorite

  (905): View more from Ontario

  So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (905): So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on http://tfl.nu/azx1
  Replies (2) Good night (309) Bad night (969)
• Favorite

  (505): View more from New Mexico

  I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (505): I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch http://tfl.nu/ri64
  Replies (3) Good night (945) Bad night (237)

Randomize