so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
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So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
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I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
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