No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
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Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
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Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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