Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Randomize
