Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
